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Service
67
/100 score
Strong

Funeral Monument Dealer

The one purchase nobody comparison shops twice

Funeral monument dealers sell granite headstones, cemetery markers, and memorial benches to families who have recently lost a loved one. It's a recession-proof, emotionally driven market with very low price sensitivity. Dealers typically work with quarries or importers for stone, engrave in-house or via subcontractor, and install at cemeteries. Gross margins on finished monuments run 50–70%.

Avg Revenue

$500K

Profit Margin

45%

Acquisition Multiple

2x - 3.5x

Startup Cost

$40K - $150K

Difficulty

2/5

How It Works

Families contact you (often via funeral home referrals or Google) weeks after a death to select a headstone. Average order value is $1,500–$6,000. You source blank granite from a domestic or overseas quarry, engrave lettering and art (laser or sandblast), apply a finish, and schedule installation at the cemetery. A small showroom helps, but many dealers operate from a warehouse with a website.

Revenue Range

Low End
$200K
Typical
$500K
High End
$1.2M

Real Acquisitions in This Category

SBA 7(a) change-of-ownership loans · NAICS 453998 · All Other Miscellaneous Store Retailers (except Tobacco Stores)

Deals tracked
99
2 in last 24 mo
Median loan
$350K
$200K–$850K p25/p75
Implied deal size
$412K
median · ~85% LTV
Charge-off rate
4.2%
of loans that finished

Deal Size Distribution

<$150K
17
$150K–500K
43
$500K–1M
17
$1M–2M
11
>$2M
11

Deal Flow Over Time

Deals per year · median loan
$260K
2020
30
$378K
2021
37
$350K
2022
26
$175K
2023
4
$643K
2025
2
12-month momentum
+0.0%
deal volume vs prior 12 mo
Median loan Δ
+10.5%
1 recent · 1 prior

Financing Profile

Median rate
9.38%
0% fixed · last 24 mo
Median term
120 mo
standard 10-yr
Collateralized
94%
of loans secured
Median jobs
6
supported per deal
Top lenders in this space
Live Oak Banking Company14
First National Bank of Pennsylvania4
Brookline Bank, a Division of Beacon Bank and Trust3
BankVista2
St. Louis Bank2
Where deals happen
TX11
PA9
AZ8
WA8
CO5
FL5
MN4
CA4
MO4
WI4
Franchise vs independent
Franchised acquisitions finance at $276K median vs $350K for independents — a -21% franchise discount. Franchises make up 12% of deals tracked.

Recent Comparable Deals

ClosedStateLoanImplied dealJobsFranchise
Jun 2025WA$675K$794K11
Oct 2024TX$611K$719K24
Aug 2023MN$300K$353K13
Aug 2023MN$100K$118K13
Mar 2023PA$50K$59K9
Mar 2023PA$250K$294K9
Sep 2022CA$320K$377K2
May 2022TX$2.9M$3.4M1
Mar 2022AZ$130K$153K7Image360
Mar 2022AZ$1.3M$1.6M7Image360
Volume rank #68/534Deal-size rank #482/534Momentum rank #72p90 loan: $2.1MData as of Dec 2025

Source: SBA 7(a) FOIA dataset, filtered to acquisitions (loans where business age is "Change of Ownership"). Implied deal size assumes an 85% loan-to-purchase ratio, a common SBA change-of-ownership structure. Charge-off rate shown only when 10+ loans have resolved (paid in full or charged off). Interest rates reflect last 24 months only. Actual deal values vary with equity injections, seller financing, and working capital terms.

Pros

  • +Inelastic demand — death rate is consistent regardless of economy
  • +High margins with low customer acquisition costs via funeral home partnerships
  • +Low competition in most small/mid-size markets
  • +Repeat referrals from families who were treated well in grief

Cons

  • -Emotionally taxing customer interactions daily
  • -Physical stone handling requires equipment (forklift, truck)
  • -Funeral home referral dependency can be disrupted

Best For

Operators comfortable with emotionally sensitive sales and stone/craft work

Operating Costs

Costs include granite wholesale ($200–$800/blank monument), engraving equipment depreciation, installation labor, and showroom/warehouse rent if applicable.

SBA Financing Estimator

Adjust the deal — see if it cash flows after debt service

+$11K/mo
after debt service
Deal price — $750K
Range: $750K (2×) to $2.3M (3.5×+)
Down payment — 15% ($113K)
SBA minimum equity injection is 10% for change-of-ownership
Interest rate — 9.50%
SBA median for this category: 9.4%
Loan term — 10 years (120 mo)
SBA median for this category: 120 months
Down payment
$113K
15% equity injection
Loan amount
$638K
85% SBA-financed
Monthly payment
$8K/mo
$352K total interest
Monthly profit
$19K/mo
at 45% margin
Monthly cash flow after debt service
+$11K/mo
Down payment paid back in ~11 months — strong return

Estimates only. Excludes owner compensation, capex, working capital draws, and taxes. Margin assumes average occupancy and volume. Actual SBA terms vary by lender and borrower profile.

Where to Buy

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Monument Builders of North America

Trade association with member directory and acquisition leads

67/100Strong

Acquisition Score

Profit margin
30/30
Entry multiple
23/25
Market depth
0/20
Risk (charge-off)
9/15
Deal momentum
5/10

Scores margin (30), entry multiple (25), SBA market depth (20), category risk (15), and deal momentum (10). Higher = better acquisition candidate.

Quick Facts

Category
service
Difficulty
2/5
Buy price
$1.0M$1.8M

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